Malema and Pandor Meets for Talks
Julius Malema and Naledi Pandor are due to meet some time today. To be a fly on the wall during that conversation!
Judging from the fake Barack Obama call a few weeks ago, I guess the conversation will go something like this:
Ms Pandor: Good day Mr Malema. Are you well?
Malema: Hello. Yes.
Ms Pandor: I believe you were frustrated with my accent in your talk with my students at the Tswane University of Technology last week, Mr Malema.
Malema: hmmmmm, uhmmmmmmm.
Ms Pandor: Can I call you Julius?
Malema: Yes.
Ms Pandor: Julius, why did you call me a naughty minister?
Malema: uhmmmmmmm…uhhhhhhhhhhh
Ms Pandor: In case you were wondering, my accent is not American. I studied in Botswana, Swaziland, South Africa and England. I have several degrees and diplomas to back up my knowledge in the field of education. No H in Mathematics for me.
Malema: (silence)
Ms Pandor: Education is important for those same young people you encouraged to keep boycotting classes. Without completing their studies they will not find jobs and there are just so many people qualified to be president of the ANC Youth League.
Malema: mmmmmm okay.
Ms Pandor: It is very good of you to come visit. This discussion was very enlightening and productive. Good luck with your law studies at UNISA, Julius.
Malema: uhhhhhhhhh okay.
Of course the spin afterwards will be that the air is now been cleared between the Minister of Education and the president of the ANC Youth League.
