Rumour Has It Tiger Woods is in Cape Town
I heard on Capetalk this morning that there are some unconfirmed sitings of Tiger Woods at a luxury (what else) Bishopscourt Treatment Facility in Cape Town.
Apparently the paparazzi are keeping a keen eye on the facility, but naturally no one at the facility confirmed or denied Tiger’s residency.
Makes one wonder if Tiger heard about Jacob’s Zuma’s multiple marriages and is secretly scouting the available (and unavailable) talent around the city.
With his wealth, Tiger could probably get himself a dozen or two women to marry him – legally. He would just have to claim in African heritage and bob’s your uncle.
On the other hand there is a danger with Cape Town women in particular.
Remember when Sir Alex Ferguson got friendly with a 21-year old girl from Cape Town about 8 years ago?
She claimed sexual assault, was able to sell her story (whether true or not) to one of the UK tabloids and had her full 15 minutes of fame.
With a million bucks and luxury cars for her and her then boyfriend.
Danger lies everywhere Tiger.
2 Responses to “Rumour Has It Tiger Woods is in Cape Town”
By Claudine on Jan 14, 2010 | Reply
Oh Tiger, Tiger, Tiger…
I didn’t really want to comment on his issues though, just say that I saw 3 Wiser Men at the beginning of January and laughed until my cheeks hurt!
By Abigail Abrahams on Jan 14, 2010 | Reply
I wondered what u thought of those 3 Wiser Men. Glad u like liked it.